Favorite Movie Quotes:

    "For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake!"

                                             ...Alfred Hitchcock

Our family is notorious for using quotes from movies and TV shows that we love in our everyday conversations. Sometimes I don't think we could communicate at all without using quotes. Steve and several of our kids are especially good at it. Nothing makes me laugh like I do when Steve catches me off guard with the perfect quote at the perfect time. We know several other people who like to do this and the whole Schiefer family is as bad as we are! That's probably why we're such good friends. They "get" us. In fact Sharon told me once after we first met that she had come home and told her kids, "Hey, Ellsworth's do the same thing we do with movie quotes!" I guess we're just kindred spirits. In honor of "Top Ten Tuesday" I'm sharing a few more than 10 of our favorites. They will probably only be funny to someone who's seen the movie and remembers the line,  but it's was fun for me to create the list.  It's only a fraction of the many quotes that my family uses.  Each uses the perfect "voice" when they say it and timing is of course...everything!  (Yes, I know we watch way to many movies, but that is one of our favorite things!:)

"I could snap you like a chicken!" ("My Big Fat Greek Wedding")

"Could it be El Guapo that you are angry about something else, and taking it out on me?" ("3 Amigos")

"You need to put some American on your signs!"  ("Just Married").

"She's really quite lovely...in a certain light....'course you can't depend on that light!" (Dudley Moore in "Arthur")

"After all that do, After all I have done, it is never enough!" ("Ever After")

"Cheese and Rice!" ("Just Married")

"Snap out of it!" ("Moonstruck")

"I'm only here for the food" ("Ever After")

"Tempting....but no." ("Notting Hill")

"Throw me a frickin' bone!" (Dr. Evil in "Austin Powers")

"I just work for Vicini to pay the bills". (Inigo Montoya in "Princess Bride")

"Game over Man! Game Over! ("Aliens")

"You Mocked me once! Never do it again!" ("Princess Bride")

'Welcome to the nineties Mr. Bonks"  ("Father of the Bride", Franc)

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" ("Blazing Saddles")

"Touching story....not my problem." ("10 things I hate about you").

"Have you made anyone cry today?" "Sadly No...but the day's not over yet!" ("10 things..".)

"Pork!  Mother.  Angel!  Mother."  ("Emma")

"I can't help it if I'm really, really ridiculously good looking". ("Zoolander")

"Yesh" ("Michael from The Office")

"He's a funny guy"  ("Three Amigos')

"I hate goodbyes." ("Dumb and Dumber")

"Fat guy in a little coat.) ("Tommy Boy")

"Holy Schnikees!"("Tommy Boy")

"Tommy likee, Tommy want wingie" ("Tommy Boy")

"I don't know what we're yelling about!" ("Anchorman")

"Good Night Nurse!"  ("Return to me")

"Can I have a hug?" (Dr. Evil to Mini me in "Austin Powers")  

"I * Am * Job."  (Robin Williams "Mrs. Doubtfire")

"Then in the morning..... I'm makin' waffles." (Donkey from "Shrek")

"Let's get sloshed!" ("Notting Hill")

"Get back in yur cell!...Don't make me get the hose!" ("Mrs. Doubtfire")

"Jack talk Thai, Jack talk Thai very well!" ("Meet the Parents")

"Can you deal with that!" ("Meet the Parents")

"Head! Move!" ("So I Married an Axe Murderer")

"Go cry yourself to sleep on your huge pillow!" ("So I M.an A. M.)

"For you baby, I could be!" (Shrek 2)

"Yo yo yiggidy yo." ("Juno")

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth" ("Rush Hour")

"..You sit on a throne of lies." ("Elf")

"Poothie boy going to go splat!" ("America's Sweethearts")

"I like to whisper too!" ("Elf")

"What is this, a center for aunts? How can we reach teach kids how to read, if they can't even fit inside the building." ("Zoolander")

"That's what she said" (Michael on "The Office")